Posted 8 hours ago with 66,187 notes
well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is
There is no escape
Posted 8 hours ago with 60,418 notes
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
Posted 8 hours ago with 182,960 notes
one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
Posted 8 hours ago with 89,428 notes
one watermelon fresh from the manure fields your spookiness
Posted 8 hours ago with 2,363 notes
(◡‿◡✿) this symbol is so versatile
(◡‿◡✿) i just jerked off
(◡‿◡✿) high on weed
(◡‿◡✿) i fucked your girlfriend
(◡‿◡✿) i killed my whole family
(◡‿◡✿) go to hell
Posted 8 hours ago with 70,442 notes
The above is Patrick Kane stickhandling.
The below gif is Brandon Bollig’s response to Kane’s stickhandling.
Thank you all for making this one of the top 10 sports posts of the entire 2013 year on tumblr.
You all are awesome.
Posted 8 hours ago with 184,892 notes
"your generation is too reliant on technology" my grandpa says. "no YOUR generation is too reliant on technology" i retort, pulling the plug on his life support to further prove my point.
Posted 8 hours ago with 152,218 notes
me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day