charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

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primaniallerina:

wackcalzone:

my type

  • that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church

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iguanamouth:

cheppo:

iguanamouth:

together at last

excuse me i have something important 2 add

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hes here

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du4ne:

me as a prom dj

"time to slow things down a little blt"

*plays crank dat souja boy (acoustic version)*

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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shittier:

oh my god

shittier:

oh my god

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katara:

fangirlinggoddess:

katara:

menthuthuyoupi:

Only bad thing about Autumn is that Winter comes directly after it

im laughing who calls in Autumn..like u live in the US…this aint Britain.. 

I call it Autumm and I live in the US

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stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

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yuu-ung:

Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.

yuu-ung:

Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.

Posted 55 minutes ago with 27,498 notes

carbs99999:

Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs

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