kushdrinker:

kushdrinker:

*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*

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Posted 14 hours ago with 41,828 notes

thebluezebra:

offendedguy:

video game characters arent fuckin attractive

THEN EXPLAIN THIS

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Posted 14 hours ago with 89,212 notes

tightvaginas:

three things i’ll say in awkward situations:

  • hahahahah
  • omg
  • idk
Posted 14 hours ago with 177,351 notes

clumsyisdefinatelysquidgirl:

why the fuck would God send down the cure for aids in a baby he knows is gonna get aborted

GOD CAN SEE THIS SHIT COMIN HES NOT GONNA BE LIKE DAMN FOILED AGAIN BY PRO-CHOICERS

Posted 14 hours ago with 64,198 notes
Posted 14 hours ago with 35,392 notes

whatfulllipsyouhave:

edgebug:

so when i was 7 or 8 i’d “write letters to hermione granger” and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning i’d have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and i’d just like to thank my mom for writing out a “letter from hermione” for me every single night

That is the cutest thing I’ve ever read oh my god

Posted 14 hours ago with 151,813 notes
Posted 14 hours ago with 9,903 notes
no:

lil wayne looked at this

no:

lil wayne looked at this

Posted 14 hours ago with 39,098 notes
klusterfvkya:

straight hurr

klusterfvkya:

straight hurr

Posted 14 hours ago with 2,265 notes
grumpyotter:

Turns out we’ve been playing pokemon wrong.

grumpyotter:

Turns out we’ve been playing pokemon wrong.

Posted 16 hours ago with 48,085 notes

professorfalconer:

thesylverlining:

elkian:

teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

why can no one believe it’s not butter

Posted 16 hours ago with 221,415 notes
Posted 16 hours ago with 107,750 notes
alunaes:

This leaf looked so much like actual skin

alunaes:

This leaf looked so much like actual skin

Posted 16 hours ago with 109,702 notes
Posted 17 hours ago with 10,726 notes

convertical:

myotpisgay:

myotpisgay:

oregaymi:

do not put minty gum on your nipple!!!! i repeat do noT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLe 

why not? i want to try it

DO NOT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLE UNLESS YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE SATAN LICKING YOUR NIPPLE THEN A DRAGON BREATHING FIRE ON IT

i wanna put minty gum on my nipple

Posted 17 hours ago with 115,756 notes
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