meladoodle:

saw someone reblog porn when they’re not even married…. pretty messed up

anything over $10 is expensive

whorgie:

the sexual tension when you find out who picked you in heads down thumbs up

bachmaninovsky:

what if pop artists started naming their works like classical music omg

“Minaj: Symphonic Poem in D-flat Major, Op. 32 - I. Allegro: “Stupid Hoe”“

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

lms if u dont know what hola means

so apparently lms means “like my status” not “learn more spanish”????

thebuttfairy:

i want to see a reality show where they bring in a celebrity and that celebrity has to go through their tag on tumblr

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

darrynek:

but can bob the builder fix his crumbling marriage

rynalochte:

I still don’t know how to pronounce Nguyen

vickisaurusrex:

cute names for ur newborn child

• yeehaw
• ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• hte Spaghetti
• lil shit
• swiggity swoner i have a boner
• genocide